angelinthefire:

spookinwithhoechlin:

• fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
• going to fanfiction.net at all
• going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
• figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
• “please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
• warning: lemon
• though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
• “summary sux just read it”
• replying to reviews in the author’s notes
• author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author

#DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SONG FICS

 

#FICS WITH SONG LYRICS INTERSPERSED THRUOUT PARAGRAPHS FOR THE WHOLE THING

spazzeon:

stringmouse:

*sees a puppy*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a cat*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a guinea pig*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a very large snake*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees an actual baby*: “Dear lord what has satan spawned”

• things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)

extrasad:

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me